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["Every year should have 13 months.", "If a year had 13 months instead of 12, every month would have 28 days, which equal 4 weeks. Thanks to that, the 13th of every month would always be a friday, and we would even adapt the calendar with the lunar cycle.
“bUt NO 12 iS a MuLtIpLe oF 1, 2, 3, 4, 6 aNd 12 AnD 13 iS a PrIMe NumBEhr” Yeah, but 364 is a multiple of 13. So, for every year that is a multiple of 4, one should add 5 more days to will bring the 4-year length average to 4 times 365.26 days."],
["There won't be a next round if the current round doesn't finish.", ""],
["I don't care how dark my thoughts get, I'm not seeking \"professional help\".", "“Normal” is a word that psychologists use to milk money from us. Come on! -_-"],
["I've learned so much from my mistakes that I'm thinking of making a few more.", "Otherwise I might stop learning."],
["Being an atheist grants you a bonus of ignoring 1 more god than all monotheist believers.", ""],
["Please talk to your doctor before accepting advice from DraKul78.", "Thinking about something too much can be stressful."],
["\"The three principal virtues of a programmer are Laziness, Impatience and Hubris.\"
- The Camel Book*", "*The Perl Programming book whose front cover features a drawing of a camel, hence this nickname. Visit this webpage to know why."],
["Ohhh, the things I would do if I could clone myself are going to be crazy. I would start with testing my gag reflex.", "I think it goes without saying."],
["Shattering a mirror will only multiply it.", ""],
["This is a world where we have millions of people on SSRIs and NDRIs. This isn't about fixing the problem, it's about having patients.", ""],
["Even though Coca-Cola and Pepsi are mutual enemies, I marry them together in my meals for my own pleasure.", "Whether you think it's gross or great, it remains a subjective opinion."],
["You will get what you deserve.", ""],
["Never reveal your best argument.", ""],
["You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on a beach.", ""],
["If you stand on your head, you will get footprints in your hair.", ""],
["\"Extreme fear can neither fight nor fly.\"
- William Shakespeare, The Rape of Lucrece", ""],
["\"So so is good, very good, very excellent good: / and yet it is not; it is but so so.\"
- William Shakespeare, As You Like It", ""],
["Beware the one behind you.", ""],
["Your true value depends entirely on what you are compared with.", ""],
["\"Hell is empty and all the devils are here.\"
- William Shakespeare, The Tempest", ""],
["That secret you've been guarding isn't.", "Unless only you know it."],
["Friendly fire isn't.", ""],
["You fill a much-needed gap.", ""],
["You prefer the company of the opposite sex, but are well liked by your own.", ""],
["If no one knows you've been eating fast food for a bit, then those calories wouldn't count.", "You'll know they'll count when someone comments your newly buffed body composition though. It's also difficult to estimate when that happens. :S"],
["The birth is the first and direst of all disasters.", "Taken from The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce."],
["A bait is a preparation that renders the hook more palatable. The best kind is beauty.", "Taken from The Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce."],
["Avoid making eye contact with anyone while eating a banana.", "I don't know how people think it is to be subjected to that, but I think it's uhh... fuckishly seductive."],
["Bearded men are more attractive than bearded women.", "As for non-bearded humans, well... it's not unanimous. Everybody has an opinion about it."],
["The keychain is an invention that allows you to lose all your keys at the same time.", "The same could be said of USB sticks (though it's dirt-cheap and easy to back them up), toolboxes, buildings... well it's scary."],
["DANGER: This random text box is written in French when you're not looking.", ""],
["Vinyl records are more sacred than optical discs.", ""],
["Plan havers who get punched in the face won't have a plan anymore.", "Punching someone may also very well introduce trouble, so discussion is often a favored option."],
["On the Internet, concern and morality are just a façade to bully people.", "Don't be fooled! It is their way of escaping reality."],
["If something out of your control is happening, you have a decision to make: to be annoyed by it or to accept it.", ""],
["\"[...] if any two men desire the same thing, which neverthelesse they cannot both enjoy, they become enemies; [...]\"
- Thomas Hobbes, Leviathan (1651)", ""],
["The very first thing that people learn in mathematics is succession (counting from 1 to 10 for example).", "Subsequently, they learn basic arithmetic operations, etc."],
["We sleep in comfort because soldiers are fighting at the battlefronts to protect us.", ""],
["You are remembered for the rules you break, not the rules you follow.", ""],
["Those who don't ask anything know either everything or nothing.", "Either they know enough or they don't want to be informed at all."],
["The odds of going to a store to get a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are one in a hundred.", ""],
["For every year that a person lives in Hollywood, they lose 2 points of IQ.", ""],
["If you die in an elevator, be sure to press the \"up\" button.", "Do not under any circumstances press “down” - some say you'll end up in Hell!"],
["If Barbie is so popular, then why do you have to buy her friends too?", "Because they're also popular? Nuh-uh!"],
["If all the world is a stage, then I want to operate a trap door.", ""],
["Eagles may soar in the clouds, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines.", ""],
["It is always darkest before dawn, so if you plan to steal your neighbor's newspapers then it's time to do it.", ""],
["A person's signature reveals their character and sometimes even their name.", ""],
["A Hollywood marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.", ""],
["uMatrix and uBlock Origin are quite powerful addons alone.", ""],
["University courses only stop during an emergency.", "Crying is not an emergency."],
["Entropy happens to things that grow too big.", ""],
["Any project can be estimated accurately once it's completed.", "Still, try to sacrifice on things that should make the most sense."],
["Children are hereditary.", "If your parents were not able to have any child, then chances are you won't be able to either."],
["Your computer screen is brighter than your future. :tomfoolery:", "I'd like to thank my arms for always being by my side, my legs for always supporting me and finally my fingers because I could always count on them."],
["If you see something, say something.", "*points at a car* Car.
*points at a tree* Tree.
*points at a house* House."],
["Why colonize Mars if we haven't even colonized Antarctica yet!?", "Mars is aways away from the Earth and so it would take a lot of fuel to reach it, whereas Antarctica is already on Earth and remains unconquered. Only scientists, armed forces and explorers live there."],
["Public executions contribute to normalizing murders.", "There are more murders in countries that still practice public executions."],
["Don't point your weapon at things you don't want to destroy (certain cases don't apply).", "As an example of a non-applicable case, you could aim a handgun on someone to make them freeze."],
["If you try to touch your feet with your elbows, then you'll look like a complete bloody fool.", "I still wonder what the benefits of doing that would be - does it count as stretching? does it entertain?"],
["In the human society today, jokes generally can't be taken easily.", "Jokes could be interpreted as insults for those who don't know the context and especially some offended virgin strangers I mean what."],
["Out-of-context is the best context.", "Carrots are a sensitive topic."],
["Humanity started with the first primate to decide that he was not a monkey anymore.", ""],
["The toothpaste Jelly Belly flavor is the best of all bad flavors.", ""],
["Any restaurant is a drive-thru if you go fast enough. >:)", "Ouch."],
["Modern problems require modern solutions.", "Technology advances fast nowadays."],
["Oblivion may be better than Skyrim.", ""],
["In a romantic relationship, the dumper always comes out looking better.", "The one who gets dumped maybe won't make it out happy again."],
["I hate [minority] because [said minority's worst stereotypes].", "Stupid stupid bigots."],
["No one lives within a messy home except for dirty people and college kids.", ""],
["Keep your personal info to yourself. There are burglars, scammers, rich people in need of an organ, etc.", "Some bits of your personal info may interest them. Respectively to the examples of such bad people I mentionned here, they can be your postal address, your credit card information and your blood type. Make sure you are sharing these things only when needed and to only whomever you know and trust."],
["I speedrun every morning in my life to be on time.", "I know some speedrunning techniques that I can apply in real life. I walljump into my pants and I BLJ in front of my bowl of cereal to digest it as fast as I can."],
["Miracles are not for everyone.", "They are for whoever fortune selects, and it's extremely selective."],
["Christmas is a celebration of love and life before anything else, yet capitalism profits from it.", "With that considered, it is a tradition to buy gifts and share them to people on this holiday."],
["Buy a wireless router and look inside of it; then, you'll find out that it is not wireless.", "HAHA YOU'VE BEEN SCAMMED I'm just kidding.
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["Due to nostalgia, I sometimes take a bath - not a shower.", "Hehe, suds."],
["Je ne voterai jamais pour les partis fédéralistes, et surtout pas pour les libéraux.", "L'objectif principal du Parti québécois est l'indépendance et c'est pour cela que je le choisis."],
["Does text in all caps represent loud whispering or yelling? It depends on the punctuation used.", "For the whispering: “IN THE LIGHT OF THIS PREDICAMENT, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT I SHALL CONQUER THIS LAND.”;
for the yelling: “OH NO THE DARK LORD FOUND US! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”."],
["Sugar cancels salt out.", "An important person that I met mentionned that this would make an interesting image of analogy."],
["My favorite Doom mod is Mayhem Mansion by Darsycho because of its chaotic yet charming nature.", "Mayhem Mansion is based on the older Exploding Lips which can't run on Windows 10. With that said, the newer Exploding Lips which can is a scam and I regret having bought it. It only had 6 levels (7 if you count the last level which is shamefully short) and the controls are wonky. Don't buy it."],
["The Mars Volta (YouTube Music; Wikipedia) was a great musical project.", ""],
["BBQ potato chips generally contain half the sugar found in ketchup potato chips.", ""],
["Before criticizing someone, put yourself in their shoes and walk 1 km ahead. This way, you'll have their shoes.", ":tomfoolery:"],
["Support Walu*gi!", "Support him so he shall become a playable fighter in Super Smash Bros. and have his own official video game! (Waluigi's Taco Stand does not count because it's made by fans, bwahahahaha)"],
["Products based on petroleum are not supposed to smell good.", "Every time I fill my fuel tank in a gas station..."],
["let me let comfort come drown by your siiiiide", ""],
["Tyrants who live will believe in liberty for themselves.", ""],
["Truth is the first casuality of war.", "Then, killings between different nations directed by the untouchable older people (governments) will ensue."],
["I didn't forget, I just don't care!", ""],
["Gaslighting is not real, you're just crazy!", ""],
["In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.", ""],
["terms of service; didn't read", "This is the biggest lie happening on the web. This community aims to fix that."],
["The opposite of vanilla is chocolate.", "Oh, and strawberry? I don't know where to put that...
Oh wait, I know. The Triad of Neapolitan Ice Cream Flavors or something like that. I made the name up."],
["\"Time wounds all heels.\"
- John Lennon", "As seen on Vincent Pizzapasta's Facebook account."],
["Don't even try to say that pure sodium with fries ever tasted good, because it explodes on contact with water.", "Mhm, those fries taste- *mouth explodes; heaven awaits*"],
["Be more or less specific.", ""],
["Hey Apple! Orange you glad I didn't say \"apple\" again? Hahahahahaha!", "Annoying Orange made a 16-hour supercut of his YouTube channel in 2015. Check it out!"],
["There are no documented cases of alligators found alive in sewers.", "In Boyd's mind at least."],
["Sedulously eschew obfuscatory hyperverbosity and prolixity.", ""],
["Fast food cannot solve all problems, but salad can't either.", "Oh god. It's like a really evil advertisement for fast food."],
["A dinner lubricates business.", "It does not necessarily restart it though."],
["Business? It's quite simple. It's other people's money.", ""],
["You gotta be first, best, or different.", "Don't be too generic. Be what your audience is looking for."],
["Never mistake activity for achievement.", ""],
["There is no security on this earth. There is only opportunity.", "Be ready to take risks, don't be afraid to solve problems that ensue, and you'll be happy."],
["Whenever an individual decides that success has been attained, progress stops.", ""],
["Private victories precede public victories.", ""],
["The key to failure is trying to please everybody.", ""],
["It's a poor workman who blames his tools.", "The tools are designed for a purpose."],
["Be nice to people on your way up because you might meet them on your way down.", "Don't make them want revenge."],
["The of and to a in is I that it for you was with on as have but be they.", "Taken from the YouTube video The Zipf Mystery by Vsauce."],
["\"Sporange\" does not rhyme perfectly with \"orange\".", ""],
["This is not a splash text.", "(betrayal of splash texts)"],
["Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!", "A robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm."],
["If we are not meant to get snacks at night, then why do fridges have lights?", ""],
["Fix your posture!", "Now give yourself a good stretch! Now try to breathe manually! It's so fun to say these."],
["Replace guacamole with wasabi and then laugh at your guests.", "One time I was about to try a bit of wasabi (it wasn't a little bit), someone tried to prevent me by telling me I should never do that, but I did it anyway. It tasted like poison and I coughed through my nose agonizingly."],
["Acronyms + less words = speedrunning the language", ""],
["To love hating is a love crime.", ""],
["Best arcade player ever: AAA", "The initials “AAA” were the most used for submitting scores in video game cabinets. Such dedication. I'd like to meet him someday. ^-^"],
["Oh, how the turns have tabled.", ""],
["Birthdays are fatal in large doses.", "You'll surely be dead by 100 birthdays."],
["\"Dye\" rhymes with \"die\"!", "♪ Spent my last 10 bucks today on black hair dye..."],
["Audio too fast? Just slow it down in your mind!", "Try training yourself on the Scatman song."],
["If all else fails, use fire.", "An interesting analogy - or so I thought - when I read it while playing Zelda II."],
["The worst about Sunday is going back to Monday.", "Even worse is that Sunday happens every week forever in your whole life."],
["Why do people always use the expressions \"i\" and \"j\" in iteration loops?", "Of course a reference to computer programming. I've seen a lot of such situations on Roblox Studio. Haha, Roblox."],
["2D arrays be like \"Yo dawg, we heard you like arrays, so we put an array in your array.\"", ""],
["Is it crazy how saying sentences backwards creates backwards sentences saying how crazy it is?", "This phrase is a different kind of palindrome compared to when the word “racecar” spelled backwards is the same."],
["You are a pretty little snowflake who's unique in its own kind.", "<3"],
["These things, they take time.", ""],
["Use the keyword \"anyway\" to evade a topic!", "Maybe you need an example, so here's one: “I wished to become a firefighter. Anyway, it seems that today grass is green.”"],
["Recycle the hype!", ""],
["Memory is a faculty that forgets.", "It's always a good idea to write down anything that we can risk forgetting. It would be a shame if you got a new one and you forgot it by the time you got back home just because you didn't have a notepad or even forgot to use it, right? ... It's just an example."],
["If you keep saying \"back in my day\", you'll become old fast.", ""],
["print(error())
— the biggest mystery in Lua programming.", "That line of code never returns anything in practice, not even a nil value. The current process just stops midway because it's told to do so."],
["If you see this text, try to perform 10 squats now! :D", "If you also see this text, give me 20 more! xD"],
["Iron armor is easier to craft than leather armor. Change my mind.", "You know what would be a bigger luxury? Leather armor dyed with your favorite color and trimmed with netherite and one of the rarest trimming patterns. Search the whole world's every last corner, craft it, enchant it and finally never use it. >:D"],
["I don't think you're happy enough. That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!", "If you ain't the granddaddy of all liars!
Think of the little critters of nature...
They don't know that they're ugly.
That's very funny.
A fly marrying a bumblebee.
I told you I'd shoot! But you didn't believe me!
Why didn't you believe me!?"],
["What if \"GNU\" wasn't a recursive acronym?", ""],
["No refunds!", ""],
["Life is like a box of chocolates.", "You never know what you're gonna get."],
["Stacking lasagna onto lasagna makes lasagna.", "Stack anything else onto it and then it will become an abomination."]
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